Posts in the category £8-10
… has a picture of a horse on it
… is delicious, extraordinary and quite goddamn sexy. Even if it *does* taste of raisins. Because wrinkles can be sexy, too.
… will make you go Pfooouf
… is one angel that takes a while to grow on you — metamorphosing from an empty disappointment to a rather pleasant gob filler
… is a happy wine. And the perfect stimulus for a collaborative essay about contemporary art
… smells like Bulgarian woodsmoke in August; smells like respite from the guilt of being A Bit Shit With Bulgarian Orphans; smells like charmingly self-indulgent adolescent ennui
… is perfect for a reception or a party or a sly few mouthfuls before dinner with interesting company. Or even with boring company.
… will awaked your tastebuds with a zap like a shot from Commander Keen’s raygun
… is a breathtakingly, audaciously barefaced, joyously ebullient, in-your-face cliche of a sauvignon blanc
… scores a little bit lower than a waiter with a funny-shaped head