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Manley Estate’s Pinotage is all fruit and soft curves and perpetual smiling — and I can’t help wishing it’d make me work a bit harder
… has a picture of a horse on it
… smells like Bulgarian woodsmoke in August; smells like respite from the guilt of being A Bit Shit With Bulgarian Orphans; smells like charmingly self-indulgent adolescent ennui
… is a breathtakingly, audaciously barefaced, joyously ebullient, in-your-face cliche of a sauvignon blanc
… comes dressed in an attention-seekingly sparkly top and laughs raucously enough to distract you from your own conversation.
… has got some chub — and is (perhaps) wearing clothes that’re ever so slightly too tight to be quite becoming
… will knock you out and stuff a crapload of lilies right in your face. Next thing you know, you’re waking up in a coffin