Posts tagged with butch
… will take you out of the savage claws of Abu Hamza into the delicate paws of the BFG — all the while putting you in the mind of a bullock on a tightrope
… comes dressed in an attention-seekingly sparkly top and laughs raucously enough to distract you from your own conversation.
… will grant you that delicious deep, scented freshness of your garden after a summer rainstorm — but without the risk of some bastard tree dripping down your neck
… is furlongs away from those horrible, flippant, fruit-stuffed wines that taste as if the producer were aiming at 10 year old schoolchildren
… will knock you out and stuff a crapload of lilies right in your face. Next thing you know, you’re waking up in a coffin
… will allow you to live the dream of swigging 20% ABV sherry from a beer bottle. LIKE A MAN.
… will sweep you off your feet with its gnarled hands and unshaven chops
… would be good in a scrap with some orcs