Posts tagged with Chardonnay
In which Old Parn has his pain threshold put to the test, both physically and psychologically, and his concept of luxury dramatically redefined — before collapsing into the embrace of a Wine Society half-bottle.
… may not possess Austen-esque poise, but it has manners, and doesn’t overwhelm and disgust you with noxious belching
… is the kind of wine that probably wouldn’t mind holding onto your parcels for a day or two
… is a plump, florid, indulgent kind of wine — a hint of that chardonnay roundness and chubbiness, overlaid with a sprinkling of spice and pepper
… will take you out of the savage claws of Abu Hamza into the delicate paws of the BFG — all the while putting you in the mind of a bullock on a tightrope
In which our intrepid hero subjects himself to the horror (the horror!) of three revolting sold-by-the-plastic-cup specimens from Marks & Spencer: Le Froglet Rose, Chardonnay and Shiraz. A truly gruelling experience.
In which three French half-bottles from The Wine Society are put through the rigorous Parn tasting process
…is a vocal quartet with soprano, alto, tenor and bass. And clean underpants.