The collected wine-tastings & wine-ramblings of one who prefers to describe wines with metaphors, not percentages

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Domaine de Mourchon 2005, Seguret, Cotes du Rhone Villages

… will seduce you with a heady waft of fruit, then pull you up, slap you and strap you, look you fucking DEAD in the eye and ask you: ‘Do you think you’re hard enough?’

El Seque 2006 Alicante

… will sweep you off your feet with its gnarled hands and unshaven chops

Castelmaure Grand Cuvee 2005, Corbieres

… would be good in a scrap with some orcs

El Quintanal Ribera del Duero 2009, Rioja

…probably won’t metamorphose into a champion

Parallele 45 Reserve Cotes du Rhone Villages 2007, Paul Jaboulet Aine

…you can drink alone like the miserable yet discerning alkie you are

Domaine de Gournier, Vin de Pays des Cévennes Rouge, 2009

…doesn’t strip to its underwear while you’re still pouring the drinks