Posts tagged with perfumed
… has got some chub — and is (perhaps) wearing clothes that’re ever so slightly too tight to be quite becoming
… An insecure Alsatian that needs to see a canine psychologist — but has the sweetest breath you could wish for
… will knock you out and stuff a crapload of lilies right in your face. Next thing you know, you’re waking up in a coffin
… makes an F-117 Stealth Fighter look a bit indiscrete and rough round the edges
… sheds its steely heiress exterior, switches on some jazz and dances west coast swing
…you can drink alone like the miserable yet discerning alkie you are
…is a vocal quartet with soprano, alto, tenor and bass. And clean underpants.