Posts tagged with sexy wine
… will lower you into the most blissful vat of acid a secret agent could wish for
… is an alluringly androgynous wine — the result of some white grape on red grape action — and is bloody nice for it
… will seduce you with a heady waft of fruit, then pull you up, slap you and strap you, look you fucking DEAD in the eye and ask you: ‘Do you think you’re hard enough?’
… will light up all the buzzers on the pinball table of your palate. For under a tenner.
… will put you on a level with Vladimir Putin — or else leave you yearning for a cellar
… will sweep you off your feet with its gnarled hands and unshaven chops
… makes an F-117 Stealth Fighter look a bit indiscrete and rough round the edges