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How to choose wine in the supermarket

Posted on August 13, 2011February 5, 2019by Old Parn

In which Old Parn trots out a bit of advice on how to choose good wine in a UK supermarket

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Wine’s image problem is about far more than supermarket pricing

Posted on August 8, 2011August 8, 2011by Old Parn

In which Old Parn outlines his own opinion as to why a love of wine is so often associated with snobbery

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The Shit Written On Wine Labels

Posted on August 3, 2011January 27, 2019by Old Parn
A macro shot of the text written on the back of a bottle of red wine from Marks & Spencer

In which Old Parn takes issue with the arse-woundingly banal, turgid bunch of old silage that gets written on wine labels

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Read me blathering about wine on Groupon

Posted on July 28, 2011by Old Parn

In which Old Parn introduces his first wine-themed guest post — lesser-known alternatives to popular white grapes

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Is Naked Wines capturing the winos of tomorrow?

Posted on June 15, 2011June 17, 2011by Old Parn

In which Old Parn comments upon Naked Wines growth in the online wine retail market, and its apparent success in grabbing the interest of web-savvy customers and influencers — the gold-dust wine consumers of tomorrow?

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Wine writing, irreverence and rebellion

Posted on June 14, 2011June 13, 2011by Old Parn

In which Old Parn takes issue with the idea that wine is due any kind of reverence — and defends an anti-establishment stance on the subject of wine writing

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Naked Wines launches Marketplace. (Disruptive young scamps.)

Posted on May 16, 2011May 16, 2011by Old Parn

In which Old Parn laboriously and digressively Deals The Scoop on a new marketplace venture by online wine retailer Naked Wines

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Wine reviews vs restaurant reviews

Posted on May 13, 2011May 12, 2011by Old Parn

In which Parn muses on the difference between restaurant reviewers and wine reviewers in the public eye

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Five reasons to swear — about wine or anything else

Posted on May 9, 2011May 9, 2011by Old Parn

In which Old Parn sets out his Manifesto For A Blogosphere Of Unrestrained Profanity — enumerating the reasons for which swearing in a blog post is not only justified, but positively to be encouraged

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Wine writing is broken

Posted on May 3, 2011May 3, 2011by Old Parn

In which Old Parn launches into a tirade at the leprous state of wine writing in 2011, and the miserable failure of its practitioners, en masse, to inspire, engage or reach out through their words

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